ask me stuff bc I like making friends hi
becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that
napping naked on top of a girl you like is one of the best things you can ever do. like not completely on her but your legs between hers, head on her boobs/ stomach while she’s scratching your head and back. thats the shit i look forward to when Im married
holy shit yes hahaha
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
Oh So You’re Ignoring Me Now I Guess It Is My Fault: Fourth Novel of the Bestselling Series